Thursday, February 08, 2007
- Of Ankles And Buttocks -Im the absolute weirderst person alive. I always dont get injured the way i should as a normal person, and its always during very very stupid things! In the past during ice-skating, i would not fall while gliding away like a ugly princess, but the moment someone asks me to walk to them to talk, i just do a humpty dump in front of them and decide to do a almost 180 degree flip. My poor buttocks ached for 3 days thereafter i reckoned.Then yesterday while playing tennis with the guys, i sprained my ankle not during a point, but when i was actually picking up a ball while i was talking with my friend! HUH?! IRRITATING!Does this mean if i was in a war i would get shot not because of enemies but because when we won the war I decided to dance with my rifle and accidentaly shoot myself to abyss?! I wonder if this is retribution for all the things i said in my life. HAHA NOT.So recently due to the laziness finally kicking in with the whole family, my mom finally decided to hire a part-time maid to help out with the housework again. Its been long since the family looked happy just lazing around like pigs and all haha. My mom kept walking around the house just to tell me how smooth the newly polished floor was and all. So weird la the people around me. And the part time maid too! Even though she wasnt watching the tv when cleaning the house, she kept laughing to herself because of the dialogue she heard till i told her to just let it all out. My kind of maid man.I guess i was damn pampered in the past. My maids used to feed me (because i had the habit of staring at the tv dramas without eating in the past and they decided they had to stuff something in my mouth before they can wash up and rest for the night) , keep changing the towels on my head when i was having a fever, and always cooked whatever what i wanted to eat and so on. WHOAH like paris hilton man without the hotel though.I must be mad saying all these today.Ps: Elaine exam over already hor! time for some singing with me muahaha! Want to hear your ugly vocals.
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